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Here are the Top Ten ways to put the stud in study:

10.  Read . . . philosophy . . . in public.

9.  Reprogram a graphing calculator into a fuzzbuster.

8.  Beat the crap out of Chuck Norris, while reciting Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales”.

7.  Just kidding… he’ll kill you.

6.  Use the word “equivocate” in a pick-up line.

5.  Don’t use numbers in math class.

4.  Use the force, and be proud of it.

3.  Wear glasses in the gym.

2.  Don’t wax your chest hair . . . ever.  (Unless you’re a woman, cause that’s just gross.)

1.  Wear sweet, sweet t-shirts with witty slogans that prove how confident you are, like this guy.

God bless America, and its geeks!  Today we will honor a few outstanding geeks who have made it, in some sense, in the secular world.  We are honoring the Sklar brothers of ESPN Cheap Seats fame.  They essentially take clips of obscure sporting events and competitions that air on ESPN, and then make fun of them.  They normally focus on stuff like the spelling bee, or woodcutting competitions.  Here is a clip for your enjoyment.

Have any of you seen that new Vitamin Water commercial with David “Big Papi” Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox?  It’s pretty awesome.  He is teamed with Brian Urlacher playing a badminton game against two much smaller foes.  Ortiz goes up for the smash and injures one of the opposing players.  If anyone puts the bad in badminton, then these two guys do.