Top Ten Ways to Put the Stud in Study
Here are the Top Ten ways to put the stud in study:
10. Read . . . philosophy . . . in public.
9. Reprogram a graphing calculator into a fuzzbuster.
8. Beat the crap out of Chuck Norris, while reciting Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales”.
7. Just kidding… he’ll kill you.
6. Use the word “equivocate” in a pick-up line.
5. Don’t use numbers in math class.
4. Use the force, and be proud of it.
3. Wear glasses in the gym.
2. Don’t wax your chest hair . . . ever. (Unless you’re a woman, cause that’s just gross.)
1. Wear sweet, sweet t-shirts with witty slogans that prove how confident you are, like this guy.
August 5th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Those shirts are quite funny, but do people actually wear them?
August 6th, 2007 at 1:43 am
Of course they do. We’ve sold hundreds of shirts, and our shirts have been seen on such shows as Beauty and the Geek, The Heiress, and The Lot.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
I just recently discovered the show Beauty and the Geek (aka today), and you are by far so much cooler than any of the other guys on the show. “Cooler” might not be the best description, but I’m horrible with words. I wanted to let you know that you’re hardly even a geek. You’re hilarious, intelligent, and full of confidence. I honestly laughed so hard when you read you’re little greeting card out loud in the first episode (one of the only two I’ve seen). Anyways–nice top 10 list. I’ll be sure to take my “Psychology Today” magazine the next time I go to the gym. Does that almost count as putting the Stud in Study?
PS: Ignore my stupid email address also; I know it’s lame.
Have a good life, Chris!
But it’s not as lame as you going on a TV show called “Beauty and the Geek”
August 7th, 2007 at 6:05 am
Thanks Jamie.
“hilarious, intelligent and full of confidence”… that’s what they all say!